Mummy Footwear

Before becoming a mummy.... My preferred daily footwear were designer skyscraper high heels. My feet were scantily clad in Louboutin's, Choo's, Prada and Gucci.... However, the reality is, now your a mother, how can you still look fabulous without being one of those Ugg boot/ track suit sort of people?

Practicality is a must, and you definitely do not want to be toppling over whilst lovingly lifting your baby from the pram.

DO NOT DARE WEAR KITTEN HEELS OR CROCS! Both a heinous crime, both incredibly disgusting. There is absolutely NO NEED to offend yourself as well as many members of the public by committing such an abomination to society.

OFFENSIVE FOOTWEAR NO.1

OFFENSIVE FOOTWEAR NO.2

Get a good pair of flat, leather knee high boots. They thin the thighs and dress up an outfit, immediately making you look less of a slob.

Get a good pair of fresh converse:- a clean pair can make your outfit still look stylish.

I prefer a dirty old pair of converse to make an outfit more casual.

A couple of pairs of flat pumps and you can stride down the street... With a good posture, without falling to your death with your baby AND burn calories at the same time.

I push my pram everywhere, instead of avoiding roads with hills, take them.

REMEMBER LADIES, IF YOU WANT YOUR BACKSIDE TO LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE STUFFED YOUR TROUSERS WTH JELLY AND COTTAGE CHEESE PLEASE PARK IT DOWN IN YOUR CAR.

Try and walk everywhere, it's exercise for you... You save money on petrol, which leaves more money for shoes. Winning all round. As for when it rains, you walk faster, so essentially, your bottom gets toned more quickly.