The Mummy Home workout

A sick child, combined with the sub zero British weather conditions generally equates to being house bound, no gym and a whole lot of convenience food.

A poorly baby can have you up all night and in the house all day, resulting in an empty fridge, a tired mummy and the only exercise you do, is with your thumb to order a take away delivery. Or if you are more up to date, ordering online.

For some of us it is almost impossible to get to the gym. Home work out DVDs might be the answer.

I had a terrible experience with the "Step Up- the Workout" DVD that I was asked to review. It was so terrible that I don't do it and was somewhat put off by the idea of home work out.

A grief of mine gave me Roxy's yoga DVD. It was surprisingly challenging and also strenuous. Nothing like a workout. But better than nothing.

Actually, scrap this whole post. Home DVDs are nothing compared to actual exercise. You would be better off doing burpees, sit-ups and planks, ad push-ups at home.

Mummy Footwear

Before becoming a mummy.... My preferred daily footwear were designer skyscraper high heels. My feet were scantily clad in Louboutin's, Choo's, Prada and Gucci.... However, the reality is, now your a mother, how can you still look fabulous without being one of those Ugg boot/ track suit sort of people?

Practicality is a must, and you definitely do not want to be toppling over whilst lovingly lifting your baby from the pram.

DO NOT DARE WEAR KITTEN HEELS OR CROCS! Both a heinous crime, both incredibly disgusting. There is absolutely NO NEED to offend yourself as well as many members of the public by committing such an abomination to society.

OFFENSIVE FOOTWEAR NO.1

OFFENSIVE FOOTWEAR NO.2

Get a good pair of flat, leather knee high boots. They thin the thighs and dress up an outfit, immediately making you look less of a slob.

Get a good pair of fresh converse:- a clean pair can make your outfit still look stylish.

I prefer a dirty old pair of converse to make an outfit more casual.

A couple of pairs of flat pumps and you can stride down the street... With a good posture, without falling to your death with your baby AND burn calories at the same time.

I push my pram everywhere, instead of avoiding roads with hills, take them.

REMEMBER LADIES, IF YOU WANT YOUR BACKSIDE TO LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE STUFFED YOUR TROUSERS WTH JELLY AND COTTAGE CHEESE PLEASE PARK IT DOWN IN YOUR CAR.

Try and walk everywhere, it's exercise for you... You save money on petrol, which leaves more money for shoes. Winning all round. As for when it rains, you walk faster, so essentially, your bottom gets toned more quickly.

The truth about breast feeding

Breastfeeding is one of the most natural and beautiful things you can do with your child.

My first thoughts about breast feeding, was that afterward my boobs would essentially look like empty oven mitts, but after slowly reducing breastfeeding and exercise they have returned to their pre- small 14 year old boy pre-pregnancy state. I guess it works under the same concept if you loose a tank of weight too quickly, you will have enough skin to make a few leather handbags.

Breastfeeding is the lazy girls way of night feeds. I used to just drag Harrison into my bed, latch him in, whilst laying on my side and go back to sleep leaving him feeding while I lighten the bags saving buckets of YSL Touch éclat daily!

I know all these persistent and almost bullying health visitors try and force you to breastfeed, blah blah blah-but it's really lovely and brings a closeness with you and your child. I fed until 4 months, before I switched to bottles and slowly started weaning and miss it dearly.

The truths....
So, the first week- it's terribly painful. Absolutely dreadful! Your nipples will probably crack, bleed, scab over and look like Halloween and when you feed each time, the pain makes your teeth grit and your toes curl. It's basically feels like someone is trying to cut them off with a razor blade.

I used silicon nipple shields and the disposable breast pads- both were awful. You might as well, have stuck 2 sanitary towels into your bra, scrunch them up and stuck your nipples to them with superglue. As for the breast shields- they were also pretty disgusting, like sticking a condom in your babies mouth.
I recently came across some natural products which are wondrous and natural and actually work. Not like all those crap things you buy on JML, like a hat that turns into a tshirt, but if only I had known.

Natural Norway breast shells, which are actual shells. At a glance you might think they are for people who mainly consume a diet of hemp, but they actually heal your Halloween nipples in around 2 days. I know people who have used these and they swear by them.

As for the boob sanitary towels, using Merino wool breast pads not only feels amazing, but is much more beneficial. They are pure luxury for your boobs, work so much better, and save the embarrassment of walking down the street with a big wet patch on your t-shir, where your own personal milking parlour has leaked.

If you want these things to save your life you can get them online at:-
Www.itworksmum.com

Post pregnancy healthy eating

"Nothing tastes as good as Skinny feels"
-Kate Moss

Let me tell you something. She is a LIAR.
Having the time to prepare healthy meals is time consuming and seems like a larger mission than pulling one of the hairs out of the queens silvery head...

For a period of time after birth, I literally ate takeout 4 times per week and one day it needed to change. I still eat take out at least once per week but my other meals are pretty clean.

Here are a few example meals..... I still eat takeaway, and crisps and sweets but the majority of the time... I eat quick healthy meals- that take less than 10 minutes to cook and prepare...

Post baby stomach

Working out may feel like the last think you want to do after a sleepless night, a grumpy baby and a day full of cleaning poo.

I started working out 2 days per week, after Harrison was 3 months old, for an hour at a time.

I found a gym with a crèche and it was the best thing I did for myself.

Getting a break for an hour really helps with postpregnancy stress and also regaining confidence, as well as fitting into a wardrobe full of pre-pregnancy clothes.

I do not believe in gentle exercise and think it is a waste of time.

Here is a 40 minute workout which has helped get back into shape.

10 minutes on treadmill- 9.5km per hour
10 running steps on a step followed by 10 burpees.
10 running a steps followed by 8 burpees and so on until 2 burpees
3 sets of 12 with dumbbells from shoulder to extended straight arms.
3 sets of 12 squats with Olympic bar with spider crawl in between
50 x2 sitting on floor with medicine ball, feet raised putting ball side to side.
3x 12 seated rows with cables.
Remaining time of exercise bike.

Once you get into a routine and start seeing changes to your body will be enough motivation....

More exercises to follow

Xx

Bald after Baby!!!

Finally, Harrison is growing a bit of hair at the grand age of 4 months. I was worrying that I would be able to paint his head and dress him up like an Easter egg come April. To the contrary, I am going completely bald. Literally all of my hair is falling out... Hourly. 30 precious strands at a time.

Apparently, it is something to do with hormones leaving your body after you give birth. That's excellent that the hormones are leaving, leaving you in a semi-normal none mood swinging state,however there is no need to take away your lushious locks of hair. Possibly the only thing which improved in appearance whilst you turn into a whale.

My mummy friends ASSURE me that it is a minor glitch and it will grow back and return to its once fabulous state.

I am currently sleeping in 100% pure Argan Oil, washing it out with Macadamia Nut shampoo and deep conditioning treatment to try and stop myself looking like I am wearing a constant swimming cap.

Looking Fabulous

Imagining yourself as a style icon, pushing your stroller, wearing your Pigalle 120s, blow dried hair and freshly manicured nails couldn't be further from reality.

When time is of the essence, and your rushing to the only doctors appointment available for the day which is 20 minutes after your baby woke you up out of bed for the 5th and final time. Style is the last thing on your mind. It's more a case of, I need to feed the baby, get him ready and get there immediately!

I looked down at my outfit, completely horrified at the fact I was wearing an inside out pj top, a back to front baggy jumpers, with the usual leggings and boots.
It is mere rarity that I even wear underwear, but in this flustered moment, it is basically the last thing you think of.

As for make up, a "fresh faced" look is always the look of choice. This is also known as.... No time for even moisturiser, never mind a full face of perfected contouring, blending and perfectly applied lashes.

It is at this moment, when you are rushing down the street, looking like you have been dragged under 7 buses- that you bump into every single person you know.


Photo is this mornings 8am breakfast run